Can you believe Heather Mills?

I woke up this morning, and got online to read the news. Today is no different than any other day. I sit at the kitchen table, logged onto the MSNBC.com website, drinking my apple juice. I was thinking I would blog about today being 9/11, and what impact that has had on America...how we have picked up the pieces, and where we are on the new memorials in New York. Basically, what this day means to all Americans. Instead, I see a headline screaming out at me. Heather Mills is fired from the new season of The Apprentice before the show even begins. I know, you are thinking...the importance of 9/11, Heather Mills...how could I. I don't know. Something about seeing and then actually reading the story just completely set me off. I'm sure you all know, Heather Mills is the horrid woman who was married to Sir Paul McCartney. You also know there was a long, drawn out, mud-slinging divorce in which this gold-digger ended up hitting the divorce jackpot to the tune of $50 Million dollars. Mi-ll-ion. 50 Million! They were married, what, a couple of years. Oh my god, this woman unnerves me. I used to like the show Dancing with the Stars...until she was on it. Who cares if she has one leg. She is a devil of a woman. I'm not insensitive to people with physical handicaps, just ones who exploit it. Her one time agent/manager (whatever) has now come forward about how Heather tricked her into leaking vicious lies about Paul to the press during the divorce. HELLO. No shit, Shirley. Don't try to clear your conscious now that your no longer on the payroll. I digress. The Apprentice. This show is awesome. I love "The Donald". I love the dynamics of the competition. So, as the story goes, Heather Mills was scheduled to be one of the celebrity contestants on the new season. First of all, I would argue her validity as a celebrity. What has she done to be famous, besides prove that she is Satan by taking advantage our most enduring Beatle and his money? Anywho, they fired her. Before the show even began taping! This contrite troll actually had it written into her contract that NBC would guarantee her a spot in the finals, no matter what. Sorry sweetie, despite what you may think, not everything is as calculating as you. That is not how the show works, and you suck at life. I actually would have liked it if she had made it on the show, only because it would have been wicked awesome to see "The Donald" shred her before firing her on National Television during the first boardroom appearance. Oh God, please let Donald Trump issue a statement on this! Word to the wise, missy...don't go away mad. Please, just go away. Take your gozillion's (that you didn't work a flippin' day for) and leave us free of your waste for human space. Everyone is sick of you and your lame attempts of trying to pass yourself off as someone of importance.