Prez hopefuls to debate it out at Ole Miss

Oh my god. I just read Geoff Caulkin's Presidential Debate article in today's Commercial Appeal. Please, stop whatever you are doing and read this piece. I never laughed so hard. I can't lie...I have laughed so hard. A lot harder actually, but really this article was a specimen of pure entertainment. And, not in a good way. It is a very monumental occasion for the town of Oxford. Do not get it twisted. I would love to be there. What a historical election this year's will be, and to be so honored as to have a debate take place in your home town is insurmountable! But, relating this presidential debate to Rebel football & telling of volunteer crews picking chicken bones out of trees??? Really? What? Are we really destined to be type-cast as the hillbilly, incestuous, indoor plumbing-less cliche that the whole world already sees us as?? If they read this article, the answer is a resounding yes! This is the best he could do? I almost frickin' wet my pants while laughing uncontrollably and very loudly I might add. Only me peeing in my pants would have surpassed the hilarity of this article. Again, I implore you...cease whatever mundane task you are working on & read this piece. You will call me later & thank me.